"I ONLY WANT FRIES" Vintage Cotton Twill Cap

Everybody knows that dad caps are no longer just for dads, so get an embroidered cotton twill cap for yourself! This one's really special thanks to the intricate embroidery detail and the washed out vintage feel.

Because sometimes, your toddler says it without saying a word.

This adult-sized vintage cap is for the parent, guardian, or loving supporter of a little one who knows exactly what they like — and right now, it’s fries. Whether your toddler is still finding their voice or just really really loves their favorite food, this hat speaks on their behalf with a smile (and zero judgment).

Made from soft, 100% cotton twill, it has that perfectly lived-in feel from day one. The subtle distressing and adjustable strap give it a relaxed, comfy fit — great for park days, therapy sessions, grocery runs, or just those daily moments where your child’s unique personality shines through.

Features:

Durable yet soft 100% cotton twill

Vintage-style distressed finish for a timeless, laid-back look

Unstructured crown and low profile fit

Adjustable back strap with brass buckle

Embroidered with “I ONLY WANT FRIES” – because mealtime preferences are real

One size fits most adults

Whether you're navigating picky eating, cheering on speech milestones, or simply honoring your child's one-true snack love — this cap is for you. A little humor, a lot of heart. ??

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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