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I ONLY WANT FRIES Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
I ONLY WANT FRIES Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
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Some days, you don’t want small talk. You don’t want salad.
You only want fries. 🍟
This bold long sleeve tee is for every grown-up who’s tired, hungry, and sick of pretending otherwise. Whether you’re a parent surviving tantrums, a fry enthusiast, or just keeping life simple — this shirt speaks your truth so you don’t have to.
Soft. Comfy. A little salty — just like you.
Why You’ll Love It:
🍟 Unisex fit that’s comfy but flattering
🍟 Buttery soft cotton blend (ironic, huh?)
🍟 Long sleeves for that cozy-but-sassy vibe
🍟 High-quality print that won’t fade — unlike your patience
🍟 Perfect for casual days, therapy sessions, or fast food runs
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
You only want fries. 🍟
This bold long sleeve tee is for every grown-up who’s tired, hungry, and sick of pretending otherwise. Whether you’re a parent surviving tantrums, a fry enthusiast, or just keeping life simple — this shirt speaks your truth so you don’t have to.
Soft. Comfy. A little salty — just like you.
Why You’ll Love It:
🍟 Unisex fit that’s comfy but flattering
🍟 Buttery soft cotton blend (ironic, huh?)
🍟 Long sleeves for that cozy-but-sassy vibe
🍟 High-quality print that won’t fade — unlike your patience
🍟 Perfect for casual days, therapy sessions, or fast food runs
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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